15隻脫穎而出得高分的毛小孩

在Twitter,有一個帳號「WeRateDogs 」(中文:我們幫狗狗打分數)很有趣。顧名思義,在這裡可以幫狗評分。在這裡,所有愛好狗狗的粉絲,可以上傳有趣的照片並寫上註解。每隻狗都得到超出實際範圍的幻想等級。

這邊挑選了15張不僅分數極高,牠們的行為還非常的脫穎而出喔。

1.) 這是Mossy。牠偷了遙控器,強迫所有人看到牠想要看的節目,然後睡著了。儘管是一個非常令人沮喪的情況,但依舊拿到12分,總分是10分。

This is Mossy. She stole the remote and then fell asleep making everyone watch what she wanted. A very frustrating situation. Still 12/10 pic.twitter.com/o0KkGD10W5

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 30, 2018

2.) 我們仍然只幫狗狗打分數。請不要上傳鱷魚照片,無論牠有多溫順,謝謝。12/10。

We still only rate dogs. Please don’t submit Long-Bodied Crocosauruses. No matter how docile. Thank you... 12/10 pic.twitter.com/TQRY8WpLa6

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 27, 2018

3.) 這是Lola,牠想與你分享奶昔,但喝了一口後,她自己全部喝完。 12/10。

This is Lola. She was going to share the milkshake with you, but after tasting it, she’s just gonna drink it all. 12/10 heard it brings good boys to her yard pic.twitter.com/4CX4PkFTEj

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 21, 2020

4.) 這是Manny,牠沒看到你的可頌麵包。我不確定為什麼你要問牠。誠實男孩的分數為13/10。

This is Manny. He hasn’t seen your croissant. Not sure why you’re questioning him. 13/10 for the honest boy pic.twitter.com/1yMDweSH9K

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 8, 2018

5.) 這是Nellie,牠是一名太空人,請不要打擾牠的太空漫步。 13/10

This is Nellie. She’s an astronaut. Please don’t interrupt her spacewalk. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/h2An2AKuSW

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 6, 2020

6.) 這是Maia。牠是致命的。牠會咬開你的手,但事後總是感到內疚。12/10。

Meet Maia. She’s incredibly deadly. Will rip your whole h*ckin arm off. Always feels guilty afterwards tho. 12/10 would forgive immediately pic.twitter.com/sNV47IoNHV

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 1, 2017

7.) 請只上傳狗。我們已經指出,無論北極熊的自拍多麼神奇,我們都不會對其進行評分。謝謝... 13/10。

Please only send dogs. We have already stated we don’t rate polar bears. No matter how magical their selfies. Thank you... 13/10 pic.twitter.com/5mhJVHMx5O

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) February 19, 2018

8.) 牠們是Pingo和Nina。據說牠們是世界上唯一的彩虹斑點狗。兩者分數均為14/10。撫摸她是個榮幸。

This is Pingo and Nina. They are believed to be the only remaining rainbow Dalmatians on the planet. Both 14/10 would be an honor to pet pic.twitter.com/dkoOIqq0H3

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 22, 2018

9.) 這是Barnaby。牠是在哮喘或過敏診所工作的氣球狗。許多不被允許養狗的小孩,都很愛撫摸牠。14/10,你甚至可以和牠一起去散步。

This is Barnaby. He’s a balloon doggo who works at the asthma/allergy clinic. Gets plenty of pats from kids who can’t have a pup of their own. 14/10 you can even take him for a walk pic.twitter.com/9iNxwI22lk

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 10, 2018

10.) 這是Ramen。牠每天去湖邊,試圖親吻烏龜。但到目前為止運氣都不好。13/10應該可以彌補一下牠。

This is Ramen. He visits the pond every day and tries to kiss a turtle. Hasn’t had any luck yet. 13/10 would console pic.twitter.com/0QZcY44ckv

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 16, 2018

11.) 這是Calvin。牠讓為牠會飛。

This is Calvin. He thinks he can fly. 12/10 nobody tell him otherwise pic.twitter.com/b5RJTLkyIm

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 13, 2018

12.) 這是Franklin。小時候,牠在水槽裡洗澡。現在牠拒絕換到浴缸洗,牠相信自己仍適合水槽。13/10,好孩子,Franklin。

This is Franklin. He took his baths in the sink as a puppy. Refuses to ever pupgrade to the tub. Thinks he fits just fine. 13/10 good boy Franklin pic.twitter.com/dR4VQ3gZJF

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 29, 2018

13.) „Das ist Fred. Er lebt mit seinen neun flauschigen Kindern in einem englischen Schloss. Es heißt, alleinerziehender Vater zu sein, sei manchmal herausfordernd, aber der Mühe wert. 13/10 für alle.“這是 Fred。牠和牠的九隻毛茸茸孩子,一起住在一座英國城堡裡。據說,單身爸爸有時會充滿挑戰,但付出的努力是值得的。每隻分數都13/10。

This is Fred. He lives in an English castle with his nine fluffy children. Says being a single father is sometimes challenging, but always worth it. 13/10 for all pic.twitter.com/5yGoqQgPnU

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 21, 2018

14.) 這是Finnick。 牠已經散步完了。 但牠還是不想回家。 14/10懇請協助運輸。

This is Finnick. He has completed his walk. It was never clarified he had to make it back to the house. 14/10 kindly requesting assisted transport pic.twitter.com/Sbw8bIjA8G

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 28, 2018

15.) 這是Piper。牠真的很喜歡香蕉。對此牠非常的堅定。13/10包括完美的鉀水平。

Meet Piper. She really likes bananas. Fairly adamant about that. 13/10 impeccable puptassium levels pic.twitter.com/fezTcYQEf4

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) January 22, 2018

看完了,是不是也想上傳自己毛小孩的照片呢?不要猶豫,快跟大家分享吧。

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